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Deafness in High School:
When he explained the binomial theorem
I couldn't heorem.


Murder on Everest:
The perpetrator
Was a sherpetrator.


Initiation:
When they admitted me to the inner sanctum
I politely thanctum.


An Emergency Bris:
We couldn't find a mohel
So we had to use Father Dohel.


You seldom meet a Mormon
But in Utah they're simply Swormon.


Why not come over for gnocchi
Followed by karaocchi?

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